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A Florida woman, Tina Williams, was pulled over by police for running a red light. In the front seat was a 24 pack of beer, strapped in with a seat belt. Also in the car was a 16-month-old girl, unrestrained in the back seat. - ABC News, 2/6/08

Dean Tong, an "expert" in domestic violence who has appeared on television shows like Dr. Phil and Nancy Grace, was arrested for domestic violence himself in January 2008. This was Tong's second arrest for domestic violence. -, 2/1/08

A man stabbed his barber because he didn't like his haircut. - San Diego Union, 1-3-08

Venezuelan Interior Minister Pedro Carreno gave a speech denouncing capitalism while wearing Gucci shoes and a Louis Vuitton tie. - Reuters, 12/14/07

A man nearly died from alcohol poisoning after drinking a full liter of vodka at an airport security checkpoint, instead of handing it over to comply with the new rules for carry-ons. - MSNBC, 12/12/07

Rhode Island residents Cassandra Ormiston and Margaret Chambers married each other in Massachusetts three years ago since their home state bans gay marriage. They filed for divorce last year, but the petition was denied as Rhode Island does not allow gay divorce. They are trapped in marriage unless they establish residency in Massachusetts. - The Week Magazine, 12/21/07

A North Carolina woman gave birth in November 2007 to twins. The first child arrived at 1:32 am, the second at 1:06 am, after daylight savings time had ended. - San Diego Union, 12/11/07

Frenchman Alexis Lemaire, 27, correctly calculated the 13th root of a 200 digit number in his head in only 70.2 seconds. The correct answer was 2,407,899,893,032,210. - The Week Magazine, 12/21/07

A dentist was dancing to a song on the radio ("Car Wash"), when the drill snapped off and lodged near the patient's eye. Brandy Fanning, 31, had to undergo emergency surgery to remove the drill bit. - Chicago Tribune, 11/4/07

Joe Martins of Cobb County, Georgia got a letter from Wachovia Bank saying that he owed $211 trillion dollars due to a bounced check. - WSB-TV (Atlanta), 11/30/07

Arno Herwerth, a retired NYC police officer, has been asked to return his vanity license plates because they are "derogatory to a particular ethnic group". His vanity plate said "Get Osama". - FOX News, 11/20/07

A Washington man tried to loosen a stubborn lug nut by shooting it with a 12-gauge shotgun. He succeeded in injuring himself severely in both legs. No word if the lug nut loosened. - MSNBC, 11/12/07

Rolande Geneve planted an oak tree in her garden when she was six years old. Sixty years later, the oak tree toppled over, killing her. - San Diego Union, 11/20/07

14 year old Christopher Molly supposedly hit three holes-in-one on a regulation golf course in Naples, Florida. The odds against this happening are trillions-to-one. Molly rarely breaks 100 for 18 holes. There are no witnesses other than Molly and his father. - Naples (Florida) News, 10/26/07

Another Florida golfer, Bill Hilsheimer, racked up three holes-in-one (on three different courses) in a six month period in 2003-2004. Hilsheimer only has one arm. - CBS News, 3-4-04

Harold Stilson got his sixth hole-in-one at Deerfield Country Club in Florida in 2001. He was 101 years old at the time. -, 5-17-01

James Harris, an Iowa man was shot by his own dog during a hunting trip. Harris put his shotgun on the ground as he went to retrieve a downed pheasant. The dog apparently stepped on the gun's trigger, successfully shooting Harris in the leg at close range. There have been no citations issued. - FOX Sports, 10/31/07

A New York man was arrested in Times Square for not doing anything. Matthew Jones was "standing around" talking to friends when a police officer charged him with "disorderly conduct" because "numerous pedestrians in the area had to walk around him". - New York Times, 10/18/07

A California dentist is trying to keep his license by arguing that chest massages are an appropriate procedure in certain TMJ cases. This dentist has been accused of fondling the breasts of 27 female patients. - FOX News, 10/15/07

A Pennsylvania woman is facing jail time for swearing at an overflowing toilet in her own home. Her neighbor is a police officer who took offense at the language and had her cited for disorderly conduct. - Times-Tribune (Scranton, PA), 10/16/07
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